"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

— Robert A. Heinlein

I’m still working on some of the above.

But within the field of marketing I’ve already marked off quite a few additions to Robert Heinlein’s list.

In a nutshell  I'm pretty savvy with a number of things. You can see examples in this website and judge for yourself.  Anything I do, I try to do well. And what I don't do well, I don't do. Like cooking.

What excites me the most is creative strategy, websites, SEO and print ads. Of course that includes a bunch of other skills. For example, what do you think requires more skill? Print ads or TV? It's the print ad. A print ad must deliver it's message instantaneously. It's a power chord of copy, headline, image, layout. Whereas with TV you have an entire 30 seconds to string it out. I'm not saying TV is easy. Just, anyone that can do print, can do the rest. Anyone who can do TV, can not necessarily do print at all. Print is the core and heart of advertising skill. And it's actually my favorite medium.

Another thing I really like is creative strategy. Which has quite a number of amazing applications. I've currently got a multi-billion dollar nefarious organization TKO'ed thanks to a marketing campaign I rolled out in 2008 which mobilized an army of whistle blowers against their corporate corruption. They still don't know what hit them. They can't conceive of the fact that preceeding all the whistle blowers, someone came up with a strategy that mobilized the revolt. But more on that later.

Those are the four marketing-related things that excite me the most. Creative strategy, websites, SEO, and print ads.

Here’s what I can’t do: butcher a hog. Conn a ship. Cook a tasty meal. And understand the “logic” behind Quick Books.

Now that you know everything pertinent about me, there is lots of irrelevant stuff which follows. Read on at your own risk and please stop if you get bored.

A Biographical Sketch

My parents met in art school. I'm not sure which gene is responsible for creativity, but I know it's the one nine out of ten copywriters recommend.

Growing up in my house, endless conversation always revolved around marketing. My father was an art director at Tracy Locke and handled many of their larger clients including Frito Lay, Borden's Milk, Mrs Baird's Bread, Cabana Banana, Haggar Slacks, and Pearl Beer (which was the bestselling beer in Texas until Coors came along). My sister and I were frequently drafted to appear in ads guzzling Borden's milk or posing with prop bags of potato chips that looked full yet contained only air.

The Frito Twist

My induction into the wild world of advertising began in December 1962, when I was 3. My dad brought home a 45-rpm record with a clever tune called the Frito Twist. On the reverse side, a man and woman alternately explained how to do the Frito Twist. Even at 3, I thought it was funny. Funny adults actually believed they could inspire a dance craze named after a corn chip. Shouldn't the Frito Twist have involved eating some Fritos? In the early '60s, there was apparently no need to explain anything or connect the dots for folks. Why not push promotional Fritos hairspray? Or a promotional Fritos trampoline? Though I actually liked the song, I couldn’t see how it would ever catch on. Apparently it never did.

On the Set

I was 8 when I learned how TV ads were made. I got a starring role. Some kid whose name I didn’t know knelt beside me and together we were to play with an Etch-A-Sketch in a mocked up living room at the Jamieson Film Company on Bryan Street. Blinding lights blazed down while directions were whipped upon our backs from the total darkness beyond the lights. “Action!” “Okay, look happier!” “Get even more excited!” “Okay, we need you to look even happier.” “Wiggle around more. Come on boys.” And so through the Looking Glass we went into a Wonderland of glee as the camera rolled… from mild amusement to madly, insanely happy… to deliriously happy. From this I learned the enthusiasm portrayed in ads was false. My shock was mollified by the receipt of my first pay check (for a fantastic sum in 1966). And a free Etch-A-Sketch. I dutifully saved my check in a box for 3 years dreaming of all the different ways I might spend it, only to find out (when I finally selected the object of my dreams) that checks are void after 90 days. I still have the check. And a distaste for false advertising.

Big Business

I started my first business when I was 8, running a consignment store in our garage. It was just after Christmas and every kid I knew had toys they didn't want. With this marketing insight, I designed my business model. Promotion was by word of mouth. No one could sell toys unless they brought in a customer. Kids brought toys from blocks around. It was a great success. My mother went along with it too even though she was dismayed to learn that in some cases we were selling new toys for pennies on the dollar. For us kids though, it was still a win-win proposition. I handled all the transactions from a small cardboard box on a TV tray. A sign on the wall said, “CASH HERE” which I assumed was the logical spelling of the word, "cashier." It still kinda make sense.

Scripting my First TV Spot

A year later, I decided to launch my professional career as in advertising. I asked my father if I could write a TV spot for one of his clients. "Sure," he said. So I sat down on a Saturday morning and came up with a 30-second spot for Pearl beer. I did my story boards and presented it to my dad. He liked it so much, he story boarded it himself and presented it to Pearl: two divers in wetsuits emerge from the surf carrying a giant oyster. They lay it on the sand, pry it open, to reveal (TA-da!) ice-cold cans of Pearl beer (on ice). But the wise managers at Pearl didn’t want to associate a beer named "Pearl" with a rare, fine and invaluable treasure universally admired by everyone. Pearl beer was "from the country of eleven-hundred springs" and the ocean.

Instead of giving up, my dad came up with a more subtle execution—a billboard that said, “String a pack of Pearls.”  The visual was six empty beer cans with a string going through. The headline had great alliteration and appealed to the heavy drinker to guzzle down a whole six pack. Billboards went up all over Texas. Pearl never knew the positioning idea came from a 9-year old. I kept the story boards on my wall as a souvenir.

On Location at Lion Country Safari

Maybe my most memorable advertising experience came a year later in 1968 with a television ad for Lion Country Safari. It was a drive-through animal park in Arlington, Texas billed as one of America’s first cage-less zoos. My mission was to ride in the back seat of a shiny red rented sedan with my sister, while our actor “parents” sat in front. My dad and a shoot team were outside filming. We drove by lions, rhinos, and finally, baboons. The crew figured out how to get the shy animals to "put on a show" for the camera. The plan was simplicity itself. Crates of sliced apples were thrown onto the car. Seconds later 20 or 30 baboons surrounded us. Strong fingers promptly tore from our rented Oldsmobile the windshield wipers, chrome trim and radio antenna. Then came the show. Jacked up on fruit (or maybe they just hated red Oldsmobiles) they defecated all over the car then launched into a frenzied gladiatorial orgy, whacking the car with the antenna and wipers, smearing apples, poop and urine on the windows with their feet and hands. Strangely, the fierce energy of the baboon show produced a Medusa-like effect on those of us trapped inside the car as only seconds into the performance each one of us silently turned into stone. Abruptly, the crew turned away and began to pack up camera gear (and remaining apples which didn't seem to have a beneficial effect). 20 minutes later, back in the parking lot, we emerged from the red hell box still too stunned to speak coherently. The crew turned a fire hose on the car. Somehow, a regular hose just wasn't enough. But nothing could wash away the shock. The final ad didn’t have any baboons in it.

Magic

When I was eleven I got some books and started to practice magic. After a string of successful performances to family and friends I joined the Dallas chapter of Magical Youths International and became their secretary for a year. MYI was the junior branch of the International Brotherhood of Magicians and we had fun comparing notes and swapping tricks. I performed at birthday parties but found magic to be a rather nerve-wracking, stressful undertaking. Stage magic of course depends on misdirection... and silence from any Ralph Naders in the audience who might happen to spot a ruse. The last thing any magician wants is to be exposed. So after a couple of years I left it behind. Magic is best in small doses since everyone knows it depends on misdirection. 

Film Production

At 13, for a school project, I set out to tackle important environmental issues through film production. It was a before and after exposé… weeds growing unkempt, litter against the fence, dirty dishes, trash overflowing… Then, the same spaces properly cared for. I wrote the script and directed. My best friend was cameraman. Parents and teachers all came for open house. When the lights dimmed and the crowd hushed we presented our film complete with recorded music and narration. The silver screen revealed a hard-hitting message of environmental activism! To my mother (who was also seeing our film for the first time) it portrayed something more: her home in the worst possible light. This experience taught me how different people can react in different ways: some with mild amusement, some with catatonic shock. It also taught me never to use your mother's home in an exposé. Use the neighbor’s home. And don’t invite them to the premiere.

Booth Design

After brief stints as a cleaner at my father's boutique advertising company, Hallmar Studios, I became president of a Junior Achievement company called Student Productions sponsored by Sears. Our first product was the Harvey Wall Hanger. Christmas sales were lagging and we were barely breaking even. So I dreamed up a new product of my own creation, the Canned Candle, and sales took off. Toward the end of the year, we got a booth at the Northpark mall. To decorate the booth, my Dad suggested I call the Presidents of Coke-a-Cola, Dr. Pepper and Schlitz beer, explain my position and ask for promotional materials. I thought he was crazy: Why would the President of Coke-a-Cola even take a call from a 14-year old? He explained that's exactly why they would take the call. Finally, he overcame my trepidation and I made the calls. The result: Coke, Dr Pepper and Schlitz loaded me up with groovy vacuum-formed signs and even a big metal Coke-a-Cola clock... By the end of the year we liquidated and repaid investors with a 10% dividend. 

Displays and Visual Merchandising

At 17 I got a job selling jeans at The Gap. When their display artist quit I asked our manager if I could try my hand at it. In those days, display artists used wire to make clothing float in midair as if by... magic, which was already perfectly suited to my skill set. I taught myself how to do displays by observing how other displays were done. When the corporate suits came round to inspect, they were so impressed they named me their Southwest Regional Display Manager. My income went up dramatically. Then I found out the real money was not in retail but in the wholesale end of the display industry. And Dallas was one of the largest centers for wholesale apparel in the United States. My best friend's dad was a sales rep who promptly invited me to do his showroom at the Dallas Apparel Mart. That launched my freelance business and within a year I was one of three top display artists in Dallas handling both retail and wholesale markets. In the wholesale end, my clients were business owners and salesmen who attended markets throughout the world. They often told me that my work was the best they'd ever seen. It was nice at that young age to become the world's best at something. I was still in college (studying art and writing).

With a successful career already unfolding, I took a break from college and set out across the country hitting apparel trade shows. Soon I branched out into booth design and showroom design for companies like Candies, 9-West and Maidenform.

Marketing Product Manager

After 10 years in visual merchandising, I was ready to try something new. So in 1987 I moved to Los Angeles where I took a position as product manager for a marketing group launching new products and writing marketing campaigns. I launched new products, executed campaigns, supervised media buys, went on press checks, produced TV and radio ads, re-engineered pricing and ran both successful and unsuccessful promotions thereby learning the ropes.

Design and Copywriting

Three years later, I was offered a position as art director. That was before computers when final art was still done by hand. I quickly learned how to airbrush. Then came the Mac and soon I was designing promo using Quark Express. On the side I continued to read books and take courses learning more about integration, composition, mood lines and color. And also, writing.

A year later, I became a copywriter. In writing I found the core of my creative strength. I studied everything I could find about copywriting and after a couple of years I had the opportunity to be mentored by one of the best copywriters in the United States, a brilliant man named Mike Whitlow. He ran a special course for copywriters called The Bookshop. His incredible Concept Training was open only to a handful of writers and art directors. I got in and studied under Mike for the next 2 1/2 years.

Creative Strategy

Mike sometimes assigned more difficult campaigns to push us. My first test was a campaign for the Richard Nixon Museum and Birthplace. How do you promote someone that half the world thinks is a crook? I begged for a different campaign since I was not a Nixon fan. My grandmother was a political activist who hated "Tricky Dick." We watched the Watergate trials together and she often said, "Steve, that Nixon is as crooked as a dog's hind leg!" Mike refused to let me substitute. So I traveled to the Richard Nixon Museum and Birthplace and I learned much more about Nixon than I thought existed. I found out that as is so often the case, there was another side to the man. He opened up China. On his watch Apollo 11 astronauts landed on the Moon. And he did finally end the Vietnam War. Without white washing any of his reprehensible acts, I saw that he was part of history and was worth anyone learning more about. The museum was interesting and really worth the trip. So I came up with a campaign that acknowledged the bad along with the good. At the bottom, next to a campaign poster of him and Eisenhower was my tag line, "You don't know Dick." By strategically acknowledging Nixon's flaws, I discovered that it was possible to do good marketing and retain honesty. Mike called it the greatest tag line ever written and I learned that honesty was the only rudder by which one could navigate a public relations storm.

Knowing how to do something is different from having the skill to actually do it. Lots of people know how to play golf. But few can swing like Tiger Woods. And so it is in advertising. Copywriting is a skill that takes practice and expert guidance to master. During those years I made it my business to ask every question I could think of and eventually as my mentor put it, I "turned the corner" achieving the skill to rise above the level of merely good into the realm of great, every time.

Scriptwriting

After mastering copywriting, I went on to scriptwriting and enjoyed a good deal of success there as well. I scripted more than 125 films and videos. Just two of them were credited with a $65 million boost in revenue over 6 months. I continued also to design displays.

Websites and Search Engine Optimization

In 2001, I learned how to use Dreamweaver and started creating websites. In 2002, I started studying and working with SEO when the subject was still in its infancy. Websites were not only the wave of the future, they were a unique medium that enabled me to draw upon my full range of marketing and creative skills. Even large mega agencies are limited by the fact that their computer geeks don't know marketing. Their marketing people don't know computers. Their art directors can't write copy. And their copywriters can't design. Yet good marketing requires all these skills and more. It helps to have all the skills in one person.

	In March 2007 I went to China to coordinate production during my 3-year stint as Chief Marketing Officer of a manufacturing company.

Manufacturing

In the early 2,000s took control of fledgling manufacturing company with annual gross sales in six figure range and embarked on a series of projects driving major infrastructure improvements in presentation, quality management, strategic organizational change, communications, human resources and process reengineering. Oversaw national marketing, advertising, public relations, R&D and quality control of new and existing products plus ran manufacturing operations in the US and China. Efforts grew business revenues by 315% in 12 months, increased company size by 600% and gained national prominence for its product line.

Launched 27 new products, driving research and development from concept to release: market research, prototypes, testing, specs, costing, sourcing, sample manufacture, package design, blister/clamshell, warnings, copyrights & trademarks, UPC codes, case pack/inner pack specs, labeling, production, warehousing, inventory, public relations, promotion, sales, shipping, customer service, quality enhancement and defect reduction.

• Managed factory production in China and import supply chain (sourcing, ocean and air freight, interface with Customs and brokers). Established production lines from molding process to final packaging, monitoring and adjusting procedures for quality and profitability.
• Helped forge alliances with NFL, NBA, MLB and NHL to market products using professional team logos; and with the CLC (Collegiate Licensing Co.) for collegiate teams.
• Made key sales calls and client acquisition contributing to repeat orders from Target and Wal-Mart. Coordinated with Wal-Mart through Retail Link.
• Directed public relations efforts making headlines in high-profile periodicals and networks including The Dallas Morning News, Stuff Magazine and NBC.
• Designed and implemented marketing plans integrating packaging, merchandising, advertising, collateral, sales tools, literature, trade show booths and displays.

Freelance Creative

In May, 2007 I started Steve Hall Creative focusing on cutting-edge web design and creative strategy, SEO, logo design and collateral. Some of the industries I've assisted include heathcare, medical, dental, skin care, investment funds, credit, consulting, marketing, manufacturing, real estate, technology, electronics, investigations, law, court reporting, bookkeeping, exhibits, construction, entertainment, fashion, publishing, haircare, tourist, non-profit, and children’s products.

• Engineered grassroots marketing strategy for local start up that helped change public opinion and practices regarding health and hygiene in its niche market through a community-awareness campaign run in concert with the City of Dallas.
• Grew scores of companies of all sizes with effective marketing and creative including international corporations, mid-level companies, start ups and even a national credit bureau, bringing them from obscurity to strong online presence and page one listing of Google.

"Nuture Your Inner Guerrilla"

Break Thru Designs makes guerilla marketing products for product promotions.

In 2008 I started Break Thru Designs, a guerrilla marketing and micro-manufacturing company. Break Thru is a manufacturer of 3D window decals. Our speciality is cutting things in half and bonding them to a decal. Our primary focus is on sport products included baseball, hockey, softball and golf, plus we do plastic bottles, aluminum cans and cardboard boxes — each bonded to a decal. We've created guerrilla products for Busch Light, Mike's Hard Punch, Corona, PowerBall, Milgard, Safelite, Mutual of Omaha, and many more. We helped launch the HBO TV show, “Eastbound and Down” with a viral marketing campaign in spot markets (NY and L.A.).

In 2009, I also married and now have a beautiful daughter, which enabled me to check off another item from Robert Heinlein’s list: "A human being should be able to change a diaper..."

Another product from Break Thru Designs created for the launch of HBO's comedy, East Bound & Down.

My services are always available to assist on any project as a creative or consultant. I spend most of my time creating websites where I am able to bring together all my skills including SEO, creative strategy, copywriting, design, logos, ads, photography, brochures and more as most companies suffer from the lack of real marketing. 

If you want your project to succeed, get the best marketing person you can get: someone with a proven track record of performance and products you can see for yourself.

Steve Hall